Cowboy Up!

It was Super Bowl Sunday, February 7th, 2010, and I was chopping up a three gallon bucket of pico de gallo. It takes a lot of chopping to fill a three gallon bucket. The bartender walked up to my little cooks window and said, "Here comes Mumbles." Mumbles was this schizophrenic old man who was…

Being an All-Arounder

First, before I start, I'd like to check-in with my most recent house cleaning. This has been one of the hardest months of my life, and mainly onset by detrimental shifts in habits, lifestyle, and forms of self-expression. I once again underestimated time, and while I healed the majority of my injuries quickly, I am…

Laugh to Keep from Crying

Today's post features a special guest, John the Electrician, doing what he does best! I can't say that this is OSHA approved, but OSHA is no fun anyways so screw them and all their rules! This had to be the most heinous attic that I've ever crawled around in, and while I was able to…

This is…

Fucked. I'm tired. The little time I find to sit down and write is filled with this longing to escape--it feels forced. Forced writing is not what I came here to do. Making deadlines and rigid structure was never the goal--I won't do it. Little stupid click bait style articles aren't my style either, so…

Growing Down

I always looked forward to the day when I'd earn or assume grown up status. I was eager enough to embark early on my journey towards adulthood despite the warnings, because I knew better than them. If only they could understand... They never do though. I was going to have my own place, and it was going…